This Week in the News: Lots of Tongue Pressed in Cheek

January is only a week in, and there are already numerous stories which qualify as “news-ish.”  Naturally, I am on the cutting edge of journalistic technology with my cracked screen smartphone, a laptop with Windows 10 (now with half the usual computing power of the leading national brand), and a head full of smartass remarks. …

Two Georgia Counties Who Need a Jedi Mind Trick on Their Leaders

A NASA study recently revealed what much America has been unaware of for several years.  Namely, that quantum singularities can be reproduced, and nowhere is that particular situation more evident than the example provided by the governments of Walker and Sumter Counties, both governmental corporation products based right here in the beautiful state of Georgia.…

The Grey Jedi: why it might be Anakin

As we all known, Star Wars Episode 7:  The Force Awakens is coming out soon, and with it there has been a great deal of controversy surrounding the alleged “Grey Jedi.”. Does Luke turn?  Is there a new breed of Jedi?  Do the Sith find a way to become more powerful?  Well, I have a…