Tropical Storm Colin update: more than what the storm really DID

Tropical Storm Colin roared through Florida this week with maximum sustained winds of approximately 50 miles per hour (or 900 Klingon “uys.”  Don’t judge me!), destroying and uprooting mailboxes, palm trees, and several fish tanks before finally puttering out into the Atlantic.  Of course, news stations across t he Sunshine State and parts of south…

Election 2016: Crazy is coming. Wait, it’s already here?

The Presidential election nominees are appearing to be clearer and clearer by the day, with Bernie Sanders (#FeeltheBernanywayyoucan) and Hillary Clinton (#HillBilly2016) down to the wire on the Democratic side, and Donald Trump (#FUImTrump) appearing to have locked down the Republican Party nomination by virtue of having turned everyone human being on earth, including Ted…